Thursday, September 18, 2008

Over/Under

On National Talk Like A Pirate Day, I thought I'd start Over/Under. Take your pick, over/under:

Number of times I've played "Ignition (the Remix)" live. O/U 43.5

Number of times I said the F word under my breath during the Bears game on Sunday. O/U 146.5

Number of times I saw "Jurassic Park" in theaters. O/U 3.5

Amount of points I averaged senior year in high school (basketball). O/U 15

Number of guitars I own. O/U 4.5

Number of Rex Grossman jerseys I have. O/U 0.5

Even better, number of Mark Prior jerseys in my closet. O/U 3.5

Number of shows I've played since 2004. O/U 200.5

Number of bums that ask me for change (on average) when I'm loading music equipment into Pyramid in Downtown Sacramento. O/U 2.5

I'll get some better lines up next week- AAAAAARRRRRRR!

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