I'm publicly shaming myself. I just watched about half of The Bachelor and that show is brutal. These people are awful, and I'm awful for watching. At least my street cred is balanced out by watching this week's 24 (awesome.)
As a side-note, I'd totally love for my old roommate Phil Bonin to be on the Bachelor or the Bachelorette. Besides the fact that his last name is actually "Bonin," he would put on an absolute show. Give that guy a hot-tub and some liquor and I promise you one of the highest rated reality shows.
I should find the quotes from our quote of the day board that we kept back in college and post them here. Until then I'll try to think of a way to get my Man-Card back.