Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Lost "Follow The Leader"

This week in "Lost" more crazy island stuff!

- Jack and Kate see Faraday killed, then they are attacked by badass dudes on horses. Lone Rangers unite!
- Eloise seems to be realizing that she just killed her son from the future.
- Jack is bloody- Charles Widmore is taking this whole "being British" thing to the next level.
- Apparently Richard Alpert is an avid ship-in-a-bottle builder. I suppose he does have a lot of TIME on his hands.
- Locke going old school carrying a boar on his back.
- For once the tables have been turned. Locke knows more about the island than Ben and now Richard.
- Locke has a purpose now. Oooooooooh [said in TV show crowd voice.]
- Sun asks Alpert about the folks back in 1977. He says he saw them all die. Hmm... so did that happen for real or for fakes.
- Ben is on the beach and acting like a child. He's REALLY out of his element.
- Jack is getting even more beat up. Boot to the face! Ouch!
- Jack explains his plan to Kate and then a bit to Eloise. I still hate her from previous weeks.
- Aw... Kate doesn't want to erase the past. Uh- me neither, but that's because I watch the show rather than me being a participant.
- Looks like Eloise is buying what Jack is selling. She's going to take them to DA BOMB.
- Kate is, however, not buying what Jack is selling. I thought she was always with him- guess not.
- Oops. The bomb is over the Dharma Initiative. Why haven't the hostiles detonated the bomb before now?
- Radzinsky is torturing Sawyer- That fool is ridiculously crazy. And annoying. I don't know if he's more crazy or annoying. I do know that Phil is more annoying.
- What is up with Stu's flowing locks of hair in the back, Locke's hair up front?
- Juliet begging for their lives. Lame.
- Phil just punched Juliet! Even Stu is looking on in amazement.
- Who is Hugo Reyes?! The fat guy!
- DI 'Nilla wafers! Yes! Someone get me those for my birthday. Or even just regular 'Nilla Wafers.
- Hurley is now officially hanging out with Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.
- Hurley just said there is no such thing as the Korean War. That dude is hilarious.
- Miles and Chang having a father/son moment. I love it.
- What the heck is the deal with Miles' salt and pepper sideburns? For $1.6 million I'm sure he can talk to Billy Mays about hair dye.
- Charles and Eloise=lamest couple on Lost.
- Ben, Richard, and Locke on a hike. John is announcing his presence with autority!
- Great timing- excellent explanation of the scene from earlier in the season. Richard knows what he is talking about because Locke tells him the info. Awesome.
- Ben is more jealous of Locke than Jennifer Aniston is of anyone in a relationship. Don't worry Jen- I'm sure you'll find someone someday.
- I think we keep forgetting that Locke died. He died. How the hell is he walking around?
- Stu looks like he's putting on a play in blackface. Dude, he is nutty.
- Sawyer wants to go on the sub. He's drawing a map to get it done.
- Black and white speckled DI notebook! Item two for my birthday!
- I'm surprised Kate is scared of the water.
- Sayid ALWAYS shows up like a savage. He should crack someone's neck with his legs again (Season 3).
- Sayid doesn't know that Young Ben didn't die. He's not pleased to find out Kate saved little Damien.
- Jack IS starting to sound like Locke. It's trippy, in a good way.
- Miles realizes his dad had to be a dick to get his wife and Young Miles to get on the sub.
- Sawyer playing the stock market and betting on Super Bowls! Easy there Biff!
- Sawyer and Juliet will not be leaving the island. I've seen this gimmick too many times to fall for it!
- No thanks on swimming in the underwater caves.
- Hey, they pop up right where Ben let out the smoke monster.
- Don't get smart with Jack you sarcastic immortal, Richard.
- Ha! Sayid keeps it real with his "at least you'll put us out of our misery" comment.
- Locke is going crazy. I'm not sure, "Let's all hang out with Jacob for some punch and pie" attitude is going to work out.
- Richard starting to doubt Locke, eh? I thought this dude knew what he was doing.
- Sawyer and Juliet in the sub- and Kate is escorted down there as well. Awesome threesome or really awkward moment? You decide.
- That was some weak CGI on the sub's descent.
- Jack points out that Eloise is in the future, so technically, she can't die. Technically, that means this mission will fail, I suppose.
- Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Locke vs. Jacob in the steel cage/ladder match! No holds barred! No DQ! A fight to the death!

1 comment:

Rae said...

YOU ARE SERIOUSLY GETTING GOOD AT THIS!!!

ones that had me physically laughing aloud:

Ben is more jealous of Locke than Jennifer Aniston is of anyone in a relationship. Don't worry Jen- I'm sure you'll find someone someday.

Sawyer and Juliet in the sub- and Kate is escorted down there as well. Awesome threesome or really awkward moment? You decide.
(I remember WHILE i was watching it I couldn't wait for what you had to say about it)

Re: Jack points out that Eloise is in the future, so technically, she can't die. Technically, that means this mission will fail, I suppose. - EXACTLY!

next week is the season finale! Not sure whether i will miss the show or your commentaries more ;)