Thursday, January 28, 2010

Video Melting Pot

First off, I had a very vivid dream last night that confused/amazed/frightened me. I didn't watch much in the way of sports last night, so my dream revolved around the fact that I just found out that LeBron James was traded to... wait for it... the Boston Celtics (yes, this was a completely unrealistic dream.) It felt so real. I was watching highlights of LeBron in a kelly-green jersey and I was so confused. Why would the Cavs trade King James? Why would they trade him to the Celtics? I literally was thinking of business scenarios of how to justify such a boldly stupid move.

Then I woke up and realized that the world hadn't gone crazy and LeBron was still with the Cavs. I mean, I'm no fan of the Cavs, but trading LeBron would definitely shatter my belief in a rational world. If he was traded, I'd probably think I was in The Matrix and just try to jump off a building because there's obviously no way we were in the real world.

Here is a hodge-podge of cool videos:

Tom Dwan wins the largest televised poker pot in history:

LOST fans are about to get really annoying- this is probably more true than I'd care to admit:

Final Season Of 'Lost' Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever

I saw this on Tosh.0 last night. It's a guy who deadlifts 300+ pounds, then has a problem afterward. Notice, he uses all back when lifting the weight- just like you're supposed to, right? Yikes.

Oh, and can we please put to rest all the "Hitler Finds Out About ____" videos. Yeah, the joke works in multiple situations. But I already know that Hilter feels the same way about the new iPad as he does about T.O. signing with the Buffalo Bills. The joke is old. Retire it. Hang it from the rafters. It was once funny, but now, not so much.


GMoney said...

If you ever dream about the Cavs trading Bron to Boston again, we are going to have problems. Mine will be with the police, yours will be trying to escape from a coffin after a Casket Match that you will certainly lose.

Tony B. said...

How can I control my dreams? I was so confused during it, but I still managed to run through possible scenarios in my head of WHY THE HELL the Cavs would even consider that? I don't know what my brain was thinking. It was way worse than the time I was Zack Morris in a dream. That was a lot more fun- me, AC Slater, Kelly Kapowski, and Johnny Dakota- just the way it should be.