Real World: Hell

This is the true story... of seven FAMOUS strangers... picked to live in a house...work together and have their lives taped... to find out what happens... when people stop being polite... and start getting real...The Real World.

When I was younger, I loved watching the Real World. My favorite season is still the San Francisco season that featured Pedro "Living with AIDS" Zamora and the ultimate antagonist Puck. Since then, I've watched some of the shows, but the format really has excelled until the recent Jersey Shore.

So what's the point? Well, with Tiger Woods' press conference coming today, and tons of other celebrities making mistake after mistake- my question is: which celebrities would you like to put in a house and see what happens? Think about all the possible combinations! Here are my seven famous strangers that I'd like to lock in a house like the people from the Chuck Palahniuk book "Haunted" (if you haven't read that book, just know that it is f***ed!"

1. Tiger Woods - Oh, he's definitely in the mix. We could watch as he struggles with his past and future sex addiction. If he gets through this CF of a living situation, then we can all forgive him and consider him "healed."

2. John Mayer - Now we're getting somewhere. First we bring in Tiger Woods, a sex addicted golfer. Now we have John Mayer, a sex addicted musician who also recently used the N-word in an interview. Fireworks already! Not only will they fight over who can score more than the other, maybe there will be a hot girl in the mix for them to compete over. And, we can see Tiger Woods possibly call John Mayer out on his racist "transgression."

3. Megan Fox - Let's be honest, this is a complete eye candy move. It's only to entertain the views, Tiger, and John Mayer. With any luck, she can turn into the monster from "Jennifer's Body" and eat everyone in the house.

4. A-Rod - Yes, I'm allowing A-Rod to bring his full length mirror so he can make out with himself. A-Rod will be there to incorporate gambling into the house, and help Tiger open up about his infidelity. I had to make the hard choice here, so you get A-Rod and no Madonna. You're welcome.

5. Taylor Swift - Now dealing with the public backlash of all the positive press from the Kanye West incident. Watch Taylor Swift fend for her innocence while living in a house sex addicted Tiger, hood pass John Mayer, and former Mr. Kate Hudson. Oh, aaaaand...

6. The Situation - Like I was going to leave this guy out of the mix! The Situation is perfect. He can ring lead delusional partying and hopefully get Tiger to "jump on a grenade." That would be the best.

7. Lindsey Lohan - I just wanted to put one more crazy person in the house. You never know what kind of friends Lohan would bring by, and she could probably out party most of these dudes. In fact, she may be the biggest threat to Taylor Swift's innocence.

Let me know who you'd like to see in the house instead. There's a lot of ways you could go with it, so feel free to let your imagination run free. 'Til next week.