Don't ever let anyone tell you Northern California is soft. Sure we have tons of peaceful folks, but if you find yourself at the wrong Denny's, you could be in the middle of this: (This video is not for the young or the timid)
I'm not sure what the best part of that video was. The chair throwing? The plate throwing? The part where the ladybug is too tired to run for cover any longer? Or maybe it was the commentary in the background?
The point is, don't go to a Denny's in East Oakland on Halloween (I'm assuming it was Halloween) unless you're ready for a situation like this- and not a "Situation" like this:
Yes, that was the worst thing I've ever posted on this blog. Literally the two worst people to talk about abstinence and safe sex in the history of the universe.