Hope you all have a great holiday! Don't forget that my album makes a great Holiday gift for your Mom. Seriously. Buy it.
Besides that, have a great time gorging yourself with football and food. ♪♫Love to eat turkey...♪♫
And let's do one thank you note for the road:
Dear Phillip Rivers,
Thank you for your lateral incisor teeth. They are pointy and make me believe you are a vampire. After the season you could be on "True Blood" and you'd help them save on the CGI effects budget.
Have a great Thanksgiving!