Last week, I posted about t-shirts I'd like to see made. Click here if you missed it. I made sure to hit on all the AL teams, and I got a few NL team in there, but I wanted to finish it up with all the NL teams and maybe some bonus ones. Plus, I liked Brandon and G$'s hypothetical t-shirts/slogans that they came up with, so I figured it would be good to hear a few more from them (and anyone else- don't be bashful!)
Cliff Lee - "I took less money to go where I wanted... no, no- not at all like LeBron..."
Brad Lidge - "I'm only good every leap year! Is it 2012 yet?"
David Wright - "I miss Shea"
Carlos Beltran - "Dreaming of the '05 Postseason since 2005"
Chipper Jones - Just a pic of him with the other Stooges, Curly and Moe.
Venters and Kimbrel - Having them pose as beach bicycle cops like Gumble 2 Gumble. I know it doesn't make that much sense, but for whatever reason is funny to me. They should also be flexing with their fists pointing inward.
Josh Johnson - "Soon to be Yankee"
Hanley Ramirez - Put him in a soccer uniform and having him kick a baseball all over the place. Or just have him pose and put "Effort is overrated, talent is everything" right underneath.
Livan Hernandez - "I'm just as amazed as you are that I'm still here."
The Nationals - Just put their full team picture on a shirt and somewhere in there put Waldo. Possibly over Strasburg's face.
Brian Wilson - Have him dragging The Machine around by a leash. I'm not entirely sure this doesn't already exist.
Aubrey Huff - I would like a chalk outline of his body in the outfield like his teammates set up as a prank.
Jason Giambi - Give him a long Gandalf type beard and it would say, "Chicks STILL dig the long ball" or I guess it could be something about "long balls"...
Ubaldo Jimenez - Just an uncompleted Wheel of Fortune board that is almost his name and under it says "Pitcher"
Mat Latos - "Yeah, my parents spelled my name wrong on my birth certificate- what of it?"
Heath Bell - "You too can have a stunning body like me by using Wii Fit often"
Justin Upton - "A little help here..."
Ian Kennedy - "#1 starter by default"
Jonathan Broxton - "Eric Gagne II"
Chad Billingsley - "G$'s Man-Crush From Defiance, OH"
Carlos Pena - "Renaming & Lowering the Mendoza Line"
Carlos Marmol - "Me and the strike zone? We are NOT friends"
Pedro Alvarez - "Did you really draft me before Buster Posey- even I think that was dumb"
Kevin Corriea - "And you thought Ian Kennedy was a weak #1 starter..."
Prince Fielder - "Do we ever play the A's? Coco Crisp sounds delicious!"
John Axford - Dress him up in plaid. Give him pancakes and and a blue ox.
Tony LaRussa - Have him asleep at the wheel of a car
Albert Pujols - "Future Chicago Cub" ... and I'm not 100% sure that's a good thing
Dusty Baker - "I heart toothpicks... and ruining pitching arms"
Bronson Arroyo - "At least my band is better than Nickelback"
Brett Myers - "How exactly did I end up in Houston?" or "Houston, we have a problem"
Brett Wallace - "How exactly did I end up in Houston?" Then picture a map of North America and draw a line from St. Louis to Oakland to Toronto to Houston.
And we're done. That was fun. Not every one of them was comedy gold, but it's a fun exercise. Come up with your own in the comments. Tomorrow: More 90s music.